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Joke of the Day

"So I was listening to some old-school French rap the other day I think the group was called the Oui-Tang Clan"

"What do people and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe."

"Eating cheese right off the block then realizing you've eaten too much so you eat a bunch of chips makes it like nachos, right? Hey, fellas"

"So I got a piece of ass this morning... my finger slipped through the paper."

"I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt that I was a muffler. I woke up pretty exhausted."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ? Aladdin the street wants a word with you !"

"Dear Mom and Dad, if you can read this tweet, Congratulations!!! it's time for lesson number 10."

"slipping acid into your moms food because she needs to chill out and have a good trip"

"A man was about to jump off a cliff... ...and before he jumped he said, ""I'm doing this for Jesus Christ!"" I think he took a leap of faith."

"What's he difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes *down* the chimney."