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Joke of the Day
"One pirate kicks a second pirate in the knee... The second pirate says ""Arr!! Me knee!"" (meanie)"
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"What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over? *Car*ma"
"TIL Tim Gibbons, a reclusive gastroenterologist, has the only fart preserved in a jar on record since 1983... *owner of a lonely fart*"
"Jesus must have been a champ in bed... He only came once and people all over the world are waiting for him to come again"
"What does pubic hair and celery have in common? Just move it to the side and keep eating."
"I feel like Pitbull is what happens when you give a shift supervisor at Aeropostale a record deal"
"If the light turns green & the guy behind you honks cause he thinks you're taking too long to go get out & start checking your tire pressure"
"What do you call a Jewish beer? A Hebrew"
"I'm the last one on Earth... My diet is now peanut butter, honey please come back."
"A band player accidentally broke his instrument. He got in a lot of treble. Edit:That pun didn't end on a good note."