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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jewish beer? A Hebrew"
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"Did you hear about the girl that failed her sex ed class? She got the D"
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"Jokes you used to tell as a kid Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- MOOOOOOO"
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