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Joke of the Day
"I feel like Pitbull is what happens when you give a shift supervisor at Aeropostale a record deal"
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"can you start monday at 8? ""yes, thank you for the opportunity"" [calls new boss at his home on sunday night] hello? ""am or pm?"""
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"I'm a man trapped outside a woman's body."
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