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Joke of the Day
"What does pubic hair and celery have in common? Just move it to the side and keep eating."
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"Nobody loves your text conversation screenshot as much as you do."
"What do you call a murder in the middle east? A hummus-cide"
"New egg is so Corny (Have they always done this) http://oi61.tinypic.com/33kak2a.jpg"
"The 3 rings of marriage The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."
"A study has shown that women are better than men at driving in fog.. Well of course they are. They're not looking where they're going."
"All barcode tattoos ring up as ranch dressing. Every single one of them."
"I was Saddam tired last night.... I slept like Iraq..."
"Just saw a homeless guy fall asleep with a lit cigarette in his mouth. Which probably explains why he's homeless."