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Joke of the Day
"I'm the last one on Earth... My diet is now peanut butter, honey please come back."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the day when Hagrid took Harry, mashed him up, put him in a blender with ice cream and drank him? Yer a Blizzard, Harry."
"hello 9-1-1? my girlfriend's been kidnapped ""stay calm sir, what's ur girlfriend's name"" oh she goes to another school u wouldn't know her"
"Islam IS a RACE to the 7th century."
"HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 1) Put a saddle on it 2) Get on 3) Oh god it's destroying the village with fire 4) WHY DIDN'T I GET A CAT INSTEAD?!"
"My friend, Damian, is crazy for apple products He's a macadamian nut."
"What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically? Tsar-Chasm"
"I want to marry the smell of gasoline and have little gasoline smelling kids with it and spend the rest of my days smelling my family."
"Politics is like a game of rock-paper-scissors. Gun beats everything."
"My idea of muslim-oriented bar failed miserably. But I really expected ""Allahu Ak-BAR"" to blow up the nightlife."