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Joke of the Day

"TIL Tim Gibbons, a reclusive gastroenterologist, has the only fart preserved in a jar on record since 1983... *owner of a lonely fart*"

"My ex girlfriend had a dog. That thing was so crazy I ended up putting her down. But I kept the dog."

"Know what her cervix and a plate glass patio door have in common They both make her eyes light up when you run into them."

"My really jacked friend shockingly ran out of protein powder today. He told me and I was like, No Whey"

"What's the difference between humor and odor? Humor is a shift of wit."

"What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...? Mowed 'em."

"What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesawus"

"(Dirty!) Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."

"I decided to make my password ""incorrect"" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, ""Your password is incorrect."""

"""TGIM!"" - My liver"