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Joke of the Day

"I love the compliments my boss gives like ""wow you're on time today"" and ""great job ignoring dress code again""."

"So I met this guy from North Korea. I asked him, ""so how was life in North Korea?"" He replied ""Can't complain."""

"What do you call a Blonde doing a handstand? NSFW A Brunette with bad breath."

"One out of five dentists has the courage to speak their own mind"

"What does a Jewish pedophile say to a child? Do you want to buy a candy?"

"What do you call a happy Kia owner? An optimast."

"Why do Asians have squinty eyes? because their future is so bright"

"What made me become a baker? I kneaded the dough."

"What's the main cause for pedophilia? sexy children"

"The way I feel when a waiter brings my food is probably similar to the excitement of a dude on Maury who just got told he's not the father."