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Joke of the Day

"I have decided to start a strict vegetarian diet Starting tonight I will enjoy a nice thick steak. Cows are the most delicious of the strict vegetarians"

"[grocery store with 2yo] Cashier: your son is so cute. What do you want to have next? Me: a vasectomy"

"Love means never having to say youaTMre Canadian."

"To enjoy gossip you really need to have a sense of rumour."

"There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong caring loving. They'd be wrong but you could still use them."

"I once saw three holes in the ground. Well, well, well."

"Miley Cyrus's VMA preformance... Was so classless Karl Marx came in his grave"

"I wish I had the balls to be a juggler."

"What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."

"How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad? They're wearing a SOMBERERO"