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Joke of the Day

"There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong caring loving. They'd be wrong but you could still use them."

"What do you say when you fart on an elevator? Did you hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?"

"Once upon a time a guy was left hanging..."

"I told Leonardo DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars... He didn't get it."

"have you ever wondered why stephen hawkins is in a wheelchair it's because he was getting smart with Chuck Norris"

"What do you call someone who wears leather, likes bondage and likes getting inked? Moleskine"

"I broke up with my girlfriend, Ruth.. Now her friends call me ruthless. EDIT: Got hacked. Password and emailed changed, this post was changed to something else for a brief period by the hacker."

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? AYE MATEY!"

"Unroll wrapping paper. Shoo cat away Turn to get gift Shoo cat away Get tape Dammit cat Get tape Wrap up cat Wrap up gift Pet cat"

"Two termites walk into a bar... ""Excuse me sir, is the bar tender here?"""