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Joke of the Day
"Love means never having to say youaTMre Canadian."
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"Trump did great, but... ...imagine how much he would have won by if Clinton hadn't rigged the election."
"Read in a Forrest Gump voice. My mother always told me life is like a jar of jelly beans.Everbody hates the black ones. (I know this is a terrible joke, my friend told it to me."
"An Ethiopian dance party Tape a piece of bread to the ceiling ""Put you hands in the air like you just don't care"""
"I tried herbal tea at office today It tastes herbal."
"Email to my boss: What is the difference between your daughter and this morning? I'm not cumming in this morning!"
"A man rings work to tell them he's sick. ""How sick are you?"" ""How sick? Well, I'm fucking my sister for a start."""
"My favourite machine at the gym is the television."
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"What us the difference between garbage and Jersey Girls? Garbage gets picked up."