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Joke of the Day
"Love means never having to say youaTMre Canadian."
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"Beef jerky is already so salty... I don't understand why they give you a salt packet in the bag."
"What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? DAMN! My friend told me this the other day not sure where it came from but I laughed "
"My apartment was starting to smell bad so I bought myself a candle. It just makes scents."
"Breaking news: The world is running out of plastic. Citizens everywhere say its because of Nicki Minaj's implants."
"A man walks into a bar The man is Donald Trump. He orders a drink and leaves a few minutes later. The joke is that you thought this one wasn't going to be political"
"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
"What do you call it when you shit yourself during the first meal of the day? An Incontinent-al Breakfast"
"My childhood has prepared me for a lot more bear-related pic-a-nic-basket thefts than I'm currently experiencing."
"How do u spell candy w only 2 letters c and y"