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Joke of the Day

"Miley Cyrus's VMA preformance... Was so classless Karl Marx came in his grave"

"What does the boy from Manila spread on his toast? Filipeanut Butter."

"If you were stranded on a deserted island, what's one thing you'd bring with you? A boat."

"Do you know what a Canadian's favourite gun is? Eh-K-47"

"Why do they call dogs K-9? Because K-10 are for pussies."

"Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine? A mental hospital"

"What is Red and Smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !"

"I went on a date with a girl who was born without feet. I forgot my wallet and asked if she could foot the bill. There was no second date."

"What do you call a black man camping? Criminal intent"