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Joke of the Day
"What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."
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"My girlfriend keeps mixing up the names of the characters from the X-files. If she does it again, I'm gonna sculder!"
"A man's got to know his limitations. Unless he's in a relationship, then he'll be constantly reminded."
"How do Asians name their babies? They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes."
"How does a communist do well in school? He gets good marx."