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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I mixed 50,000 instant pudding packets into your above ground pool"
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"*Follows dreams *Ends up at refrigerator."
"what's the difference between a my girlfriend and a voice activated sink? One gets turned on and all wet when I speak to it. The other is a voice activated sink."
"I made a Belgium waffle this morning, This afternoon I'm going to make a Frenchman talk nonsense."
"You're right, vegetarian. Meat IS murder. ...and I'm sure no bunnies, squirrels or mice died during the harvesting of your garden salad."
"What do you call a phallic shaped potato? A dictator."
"Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you are NOT going to like it as an adult."
"""Name him Mufasa, it means ""king"" in Manazoto. And uh, we'll call HIM Scar. Because his face."" Simba's grandparents were the real villains."
"I think Billboard has got it all wrong on the hottest single of the year It should be me"