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Joke of the Day

"To enjoy gossip you really need to have a sense of rumour."

"I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together."

"Everybody always says they want a fairytale wedding, but when I show up and curse their newborn, suddenly I'm a jerk."

"Roses are Red, Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic, so am I"

"*walks into IT department attempting to look cool* You guys torrent any emails lately?"

"I don't always tell dad jokes But when i do, he laughs"

"My brother is deaf and watches porn I turned the volume to max in his pc"

"Microsoft is like a stripper. They don't like you, but they act like they do so you can give them more money."

"What do you do if someone's choking? Pull back a few inches"

"Recent studies show that 1 out of 3 Americans weigh as much as the other 2 put together."