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Joke of the Day
"To enjoy gossip you really need to have a sense of rumour."
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"*For Harry Potter fans* What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak? Parcel-tongue"
"Children give terrible gifts because they're poor."
"Teenage Driver: But officer I'm a college man. Policeman: Sorry but ignorance is no excuse."
"I asked an extremely fit girl if I could see her snatch... So she loaded up the bar and asked, ""How many?"""
"A few years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope.. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die."
"what's the best part of living in Sweden? Well, the flags a big plus. edit: FUCK meant Switzerland"
"The name is Bond. James Bond. James Melvin ""Crazy Legs"" Bond."
"Hey, how come they're not playing videos on MTV any more? #20yearcoma"
"Q: Why did Hitler cry when he got to heaven? A: God gave him his gas bill."