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Joke of the Day

"Coming soon to NBC: She's a lawyer who, you guessed it, doesn't play by the rules. And he's a doctor who, right again, pees sitting down."

"Why are Jewish people so smart? Because they have spent so much time concentrating."

"Why are Gay and Lesbian parades always held in the Summer? Because Pride comes before a Fall."

"I have used contact lenses my whole life... I can apply them with my eyes closed."

"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive."

"Store Sign: ""WE HAVE MACE"" Think that's going to keep me from shopping here?"

"Why will you never see a stag on the internet? They like to stay anony-moose"

"What do you call a fear of horned bovines? Aurochnophobia."

"""These boobs are made for walking!"" -Inventor of FootBoobs."

"What is the meaning of afford? It's the car most sales representatives drive."