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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fear of horned bovines? Aurochnophobia."
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"At which place do mostly all men and women have curly hair? Namibia... but i like the way you think ( )"
"I peeled off the sticker that said ""Don't consume alcohol while on medication."" I don't need that kind of negativity in my life."
"[Dinner date] I'm a T-shirt and jeans kind of girl, so I guess I'm kinda a momgirl ""You mean tomgirl?"" Don't talk with your mouth full."
"My mother taught me about reverse osmosis. ""Shut your mouth and eat your dinner."""
"Can a match box no, but a tin can ;)"
"Yo mommas so ugly.. Scorpion said ""STAY OVER THERE"""
"A joke my nephew told me How do ghost listen to music? With a bootooth"
"With all these factions in Syria, the situation is quickly becoming... syrias."
"Don't even talk to me about how badass you are until you've seen how many ketchup packets i've stolen over the years"