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Joke of the Day
"Store Sign: ""WE HAVE MACE"" Think that's going to keep me from shopping here?"
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"What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in? a girl from Jersey."
"A blonde runs into a police station ""Officer! Officer! Help me, I've been graped!"" The policeman is confused ""graped"" he asks, ""well there was a bunch of them"""
"Did you hear the one about Stevie Wonder? Neither did he"
"Using double negatives results in the meaning being positive. So, should using double positives should give a negative meaning? Yeah right."
"Sign seen in restroom Most people come here to take a shit. I come here to leave one."
"Why do scientists look for things twice? Because they re-search everything."
"If ur a guy riding on a motorcycle with another guy, it's best to sit facing each other. 1 man mounted behind another that just looks bad"
"A man walks into a bar... ...and loses the international limbo championship. (I feel like this is probably really old, but I hadn't heard it before.)"
"I like my women just like my wine 10 years old and locked in the cellar."