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Joke of the Day
"Why are Gay and Lesbian parades always held in the Summer? Because Pride comes before a Fall."
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"Know how to tell the sex of an ant? Throw it in water! If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats... buoyant."
"My girlfriend said she needed time and distance... So I slapped her with velocity."