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Joke of the Day
"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive."
Next Joke
"What do we want ? Race-car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww"
"Josh Dugger more like Josh Diddler"
"Ice Bank Mice Elf (repeat this 10 times fast)"
"So i watched a scary movie last night. It was so scary my shit took a shit"
"How much power does a nun have. Nun!"
"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, You can hide, but you can't run."
"(NASA) HQ: Good launch everyone. Astronaut: Uhh what's that buzzing noise? NASA Prankster: Definitely rocket noise and not bees."
"My buddy with 3 nuts just got a tattoo It was tri-bal."
"Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it's Wednesday."