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Joke of the Day
"What is the meaning of afford? It's the car most sales representatives drive."
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"What do you call a fake noodle? An Im-pasta"
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"boys love mysterious girls so don't be afraid to show up to dates with a shovel and a smear of fresh blood on your collar"
"After 5 years of therapy, my therapist finally said something that brought tears to my eyes. 'No hablo ingles'"
"Dear god, please let me have sex at least as often as adobe or java needs an update. Everyday."
"What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question? a rhetorical answer"
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"My wife hit me in the face with a frying pan and yelled, ""That's for all the cheating!"" She has a weird way of apologising."