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Joke of the Day

"I'll never understand women. A species that loathes you for asking their age, but tortures you forever if you forget their birthday."

"Why did the hen win a Wild West duel between it and a Peacock? Hen shot first."

"adam sandler's wife is madam sandler"

"Why did the guitar player get arrested He was fingering a minor"

"What could you create with Starbucks caramel mocha chip frappuccino? The Audi logo and The Olympics logo."

"What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down? His Doughnuts."

"I can produce silver just by sniffing. Smelt it with my own nose. **I'll show myself out**"

"My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I didn't listen to her or something. Idk I wasn't really paying attention."

"I'm starting to forget how the alphabet goes... ABCDEFGHIJKLMFAO...."

"Oh Subway You got busted lying about how big it is, no worries we've been doing that for years. Sincerely; Guys"