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Joke of the Day

"Why did the hen win a Wild West duel between it and a Peacock? Hen shot first."

"Black Friday deals but at the pharmacy"

"I remember a time when I was much younger and had an infinite supply of drugs and booze. Then some c**ksucker cut the umbilical cord."

"Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid? To get to the other side."

"The Greek Economy Forever A Loan!"

"Thats is how i outsmart him :P My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."

"*me loggin into twitter* I'll have to bypass their security system *types in password* bingo"

"I hope when the Incredible Hulk and Kool-Aid Man retire they'll open up a small demolition business together."

"I don't get laid on Saturdays. The last two words were unnecessary."

"Another International Ninja Day went completely unnoticed."