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Joke of the Day
"I'm starting to forget how the alphabet goes... ABCDEFGHIJKLMFAO...."
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"age 9- *jumps off fences, feels fine* age 19- *jumps off garage on a dare, feels fine* age 39- *takes Aleve cuz I ""slept funny"""
"I thought The Walking Dead was having a special tonight.... Turns out it was just The Rolling Stones performing at the 12/12/12 concert."
"Some people say I have my mom's eyes... but since they can't find them they've never been able to prove it in a court of law."
"I picked up a Jewish girl today, wanna know how? With a dustpan."
"A lion would never cheat on his wife... But a Tiger Wood."
"You ever seen a Polish trailer? And..here we are."
"My friends asked me what I liked about Switzerland Well the flags a big plus."
"Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"You wouldn't believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this pre-school."