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Joke of the Day

"Why did the guitar player get arrested He was fingering a minor"

"What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth? A Concussion."

"Fisherman got jokes... A little fish humor for everyone. ""Did you do that on Porpoise? Or just for the Halibut?"" ""Oh my Cod, save my Sole!"" ""You sucker, that smelt, so get your bass out of here!"""

"Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"

"I told my dad I lost my virginity... He said ""You were on bottom?... Then you really fucked up""."

"*drops pizza slice on the floor Hey can I get another slice? *eats slice that fell on the floor then eats new slice"

"Do not trust atoms... They make everything up."

"I hate circles. They're pointless."

"A friend asked if I thought there was alien life on other planets and I was like don't give up hope, there's someone out there for you"

"look son, i kinda need you to go to hong kong & win a martial arts tournament to the death for me because i sorta told my neighbor you did"