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Joke of the Day
"What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down? His Doughnuts."
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"""Can I touch it?"" A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, ""Can I touch it?"" He answers, ""No way -- you already broke yours off!"""
"What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest? One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son."
"My girlfriend found lipstick in my jacket pocket. I told her straight up I was cheating. There's no way that I was going to confess that I sell Avon"
"A relationship with me is like a rollercoaster It has a weight limit"
"What has two legs and bleeds? Half of your dog...I hit it with my car."
"I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said: ""You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com."""
"*opens drawer* huh, I don't remember this shirt being pink. OMG...did he...did he do laundry? *slowly opens 2nd drawer* -Law & Order sound"
"Vegans don't beat their meat They beat their celery stick."
"SHHHHH!!!!!!! I just got followed by a Jehovah Witness. All of you keep quiet and pretend we aren't home..."