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Joke of the Day

"*stands in front yard, hands on hips, giving each autumn leaf that falls on my lawn a stern, disapproving look*"

"A clown is walking through the woods with a kid The kid looks up at the clown, ""It's getting late, and I'm getting scared."" Clown says, ""YOU'RE scared? I have to walk out of here alone."""

"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender asks, ""hey, why the long face?"""

"Knock Knock! Who's there? Frank Sinatra! Frank Sinatra who? Seriously?"

"Why did the Hispanic become a mathematician? It takes Juan to know one."

"what did the mod say when he used the bathroom? ""log out"""

"How should a doctor treat a patient with Mesothelioma? Asbestos he can."

"Raheem is a Pakistani orphan boy who has to walk 5 miles to reach his school.. but with your help of a few pennies a month..we can buy a whip and make the lazy bastard run."

"Pluto wasn't even a planet for a full year on Pluto. Do you ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself."

"What's better than being the first Black President of the United States? Being the 45th white one."