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Joke of the Day

"I used to steal punchlines from others I still do, but I used to, too."

"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An astronaut"

"My wife just opened a bottle of wine so my chances of getting laid just went from 0 to 750ml."

"Where did the Candian pirate live? Ont**ARR**io"

"What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? A taxidermist takes only your skin. [Mark Twain]"

"I have a joke about couches But it's sofa-cking terrible. You don't want to hear it."

"What's it called when you get a boner at a funeral? (NSFW) Mourning wood."

"I got called ""vein"" and I'm just like, k not the most vital component of the circulatory system but still essential so thank you"

"What Does A Nazi Turkey Say? Goebbels, Goebbels, Goebbels"

"What do you call a black man in space? An Astronaut you racist!"