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Joke of the Day

"[interrogation] Where were you last night? ""Out killing people"" Louder for the tape [leans in] ""The Cheesecake Factory, that's where I was"""

"Imagine how much money you could save on vitamins by dying."

"What's Hitler's favourite cany? Nazipan"

"Walking into WalMart with my kids, ""Remember, kids - use your Target voices."""

"My son ran away again, but it gets worse. I think this time he took the remote."

"Jokes on Me - Said Djoke's girlfriend."

"it's very distracting hearing your girlfriend being mauled by a tiger as you try to read ""big cat owners monthly""."

"What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage? A degree in law."

"Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first."

"Bad News I heard that the Italian Government is joining forces with ISIS thus changing their name to Italian ISIS Tommy G"