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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday I got dared to have surgery that prevented me from moving my neck... There's no turning back now"

"""anything new with you?"" not really ""any cool projects at work? nope ""meeting with friends?"" no ""seeing anybody?"" why are you doing this?"

"I slipped on ice and discovered I'm a natural at break dancing"

"How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident? As many as it takes /r/jokes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)^^^"

"The dumbest joke I've ever heard. Donald Trump"

"Dear #Athiests Evolution could never design and create a machine that consumes scraps and produces bacon"

"joke is on you What's the opposite of funny? answer: Jay Leno"

"Success is just like being pregnant."

"One out of five dentists has the courage to speak their own mind"

"My girlfriend has herpes Now it's ourpes..."