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Joke of the Day
"I promise to love you for better until things get worse."
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"""I knew he was the murderer when I saw him on the dance floor,"" Holmes said. ""You see, Watson, guilty feet have got no rhythm."""
"Next time someone asks me a question I'm going to pull a Google & tell them my response time: ""I'd like the salad. (2.5 seconds!)"""
"What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment? The moovies"
"Captain Hook hated Paper Scissors Rock since he could only play Question Mark, which had no value in the game."
"How do you describe getting cancer on your resume? As a real growth opprotunity"
"A man is in his doctors office. The doctor says ""Sir you need to stop masturbating"". ""Why"" asks the man. The doctor replies ""It's making it difficult to finish the examination""."
"Knock knock Who's there? No one. You imagined the knocking due to mental illness brought on by crushing loneliness."
"What do you call a homosexual man on roller skates? Rolaids."
"What did it mean when they found bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it."