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Joke of the Day

"How do you describe getting cancer on your resume? As a real growth opprotunity"

"What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie? Deceased and desist"

"So I just found out my grandpa was in the Holocaust. He worked up in one of the guard towers"

"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? If it had 4 doors it would be a sedan."

"I've never been to Prague... But I've always wanted to Czech it out!"

"Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him!!!"

"Did you hear about the fat chick I fucked on the elevator? It was wrong on so many levels."

"I wonder if Captain America ever borrows money from Captain China."

"An Englishman, a Scotsman, and a rabbi walk into a bar And the rabbi says, ""Hey, wait a minute... I think I'm in the wrong joke."""

"What's the most popular form of martial arts in Israel? Jew-jitsu"