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Joke of the Day

"What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment? The moovies"

"After viewing The Aristocrats, What are Redditors version of this joke. Surely this place can come up with some pretty dirty shit for this one."

"My home security system is a nerf sword by the door. My liquor cabinet has a retina scanner, 3 pit bulls & my 7th grade lesbian gym teacher."

"Got carded for a box of Nicorette. I guess they don't want you to quit using tobacco until you're over 18."

"How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Need to know ASAP."

"Q: What lives in the sea and yells? A: A clam shouter."

"Whenever my teen cleans his room, I get a brand new set of dishes."

"[firing squad] Any last requests? ""Here's my mixtape, if u like it, will u let me live?"" Yes. *listens* Oh man that's FIRE *gunshots*"

"I woke up hungover but couldn't make myself throw up. So I guess I have a lotta shit to deal with today."

"Lyrics in modern hip hop are so bad.."