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Joke of the Day

"Captain Hook hated Paper Scissors Rock since he could only play Question Mark, which had no value in the game."

"I just invested in chicken stock. It's all gravy."

"How does the executioner like his coffee? Decap"

"You don't see faith healers in hospitals for the same reason you don't see psychics winning the lottery."

"How do all races end in the desert? In a cacti!"

"What did the astronaut get on his science project? He received a T minus."

"What do you call a limp and deaf dog? By it's name if it has one"

"What's the difference between a mathematician and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family."

"Ladies, when a creepy guy asks for your # and hands u his phone, text REDCROSS to 90999 so he'll donate $10 to Disaster Relief."

"I came all the way from New York.... and boy are my hands tired"