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Joke of the Day
"What did it mean when they found bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it."
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"Why was the desperate teen spinning in circles around the hot chick? Because he really wanted that beyblade."
"Kellyanne Conway can't receive PDF's in her email so she uses an alternative: Fax"
"We're making self portrait masks in art class. I think I'll get an A+. I could just be getting ahead of myself."
"""I have a cure for your burning bush."" Moses hitting on the ladies"
"Imagine me in bed. Wrong. Wetter. Wrong again. Wetter. Wrong AGAIN! Soaking wet. This leaky roof is gonna cost me a fortune to fix!"
"What do you call a hobosexual? A bum fuck."
"AMA request! Someone who actually pays for Netflix. Instead of using their brothers ex girlfriends sisters moms password."
"My girlfriend just asked me.. What's an English geologist's favourite fruit? A pomegranate."
"I opened a window to let a fly out... and three more flew in, along with five mosquitoes, three ladybugs, a bird, and a Jehovah's Witness."