163057

Joke of the Day

"[home depot] employee[yelling]: YOU CAN'T DO THAT IN HERE me: [yelling over the sound of revving chainsaw]: WHAT"

"Q: What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets? A: An onion."

"Why do some people cough alot? Because they drink to much coughee."

"What do you call a cow woth a twitch? Beef Jerky"

"Anyone need a job? I hear Malaysia Airlines is looking for people. ^im ^so ^sorry"

"I love doing sports related activities My two most favorite are the pre-workout and post-workout meals."

"Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim? A: Mohammered."

"Pilot held without bail. Judge concerned about the risk of flight."

"King Arthur wasn't pleased with the quality of his new table. The carpenter had cut some corners."

"Lee was born without legs, but he was incredibly determined to finish the triathlon. Slow Lee but sure Lee."