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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome"
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"On the the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me.. Nothing. I don't have a girlfriend."
"I'm claustrophobic... I'm afraid of Santa."
"[red carpet] ""So Ryan, who are u with tonight?"" Ryan Gosling [proudly] ""My parents"" [two geese in black tie nervously shuffle to his side]"
"Donald trump wins miley cyrus said she would leave the country. I'll vote for him if u throw in Justin bieber too. Good way to secure the presidency"
"Just laminated my dad."
"And before bros, churros."
"What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!"
"""Your word is 'oujia'"" -could you use that in a seance? [spelling bee judge puts hand over the mic] I think.. I think this guy just won"
"Wanna hear a joke about ebola? You won't get it."