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Joke of the Day

"[Offensive] Adolf visits the concentration camp and asks a young boy how old he is ""I'll be 6 soon!"" ""Nope"""

"Nothing sets a bad precedence like your boss catching you actually working."

"Why did the man get a job as a horse handler? He wanted stable employment"

"Drink responsibly? Responsibility is why I drink."

"Yeah I got a job at Coca Cola... It's sodapressing."

"How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend."

"When I die I want my remains poured out of an airplane over the Grand Canyon. But don't cremate me. Just dump my body on some tourists."

"Why did the Irishman wear two condoms? To be sure to be sure"

"Instead of going to college, just read a pile of books and barely do your laundry. Same thing."

"Reverend have you been drinking? Just water, officer. Then why do I smell wine? Good Lord! He's done it again!!!"