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Joke of the Day

"[Offensive] Adolf visits the concentration camp and asks a young boy how old he is ""I'll be 6 soon!"" ""Nope"""

"If you've already died hard, how can you die harder, with a vengeance, live free and die hard again and then find a good day to die hard?"

"We were so high at the movies that I tried find my seatbelt and my friend helped me look for it."

"Why did the hipster chemist get burnt? He touched the beaker before it was cool."

"I was going to join the debating team... ...but someone talked me out of it."

"I used to date a girl with eczema She had cracking tits"

"The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it."

"Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."

"I take my coffee how I take my women... ground up and in the freezer."

"Did you hear about the weird music that plays at Mozarts grave.... Don't worry, He's decomposing."