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Joke of the Day
"What did the lesbian vampire say to another lesbian vampire? ""See you next month"""
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"My girlfriend just text me that she really hates periods... I told her without them, life would just be one long run-on-sentence"
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"Small dick can also hurt the ego of a man."
"There are now two ways to pronounce ""Reddit"". Read-it and Re-edit. ^^^^^shit ^^^^^joke"
"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler."
"I failed the drivers test even though I stopped for the sign I gave it plenty of time to cross, it's not my fault I hit it."
"Hilary clinton joke Friend:What are you going to the party as Me:Hilary Friend:why Me:Aren't you supposed to be something scary Friend: ;-;"
"I dropped my phone in the bath Now it's syncing."
"Have you heard of McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it."