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Joke of the Day

"Jack and Jill went up the hill.... And Jill came back with an IPhone 7"

"""The floor is lava"" -Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D."

"What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar? an outlier downvote brigade can start now"

"Threesome fun!!! I had planned a threesome, but there were two no shows. I still had fun though!!!"

"Would you like to hear a german joke? Tut mir leid so ein Ding existiert nicht Edit 1: Grammar"

"Frozen Window Wife texts her husband ""Windows Frozen, what do I do?"" Husband texts back ""pour some lukewarm water over it"" Wife replies ""Gee, thanks. Now computer is totally fucked"""

"Any joke can be a one liner ^^^^^^^if ^^^^^^^you ^^^^^^^write ^^^^^^^small ^^^^^^^enough."

"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present... They are due back at the library today."

"How does a Mexican know when he's hungry? His ass stops burning."

"you must have a special kind of death wish if you have your read receipts on and still ignore my texts."