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Joke of the Day

"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. They will just keep reposting the same lightbulb."

"Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk."

"Friend: I love FB but it's gettin a lil boring. Me: Well that's cause all the cool peeps are on Twi- ..uh are all dead. Yeah they all died."

"What's black and white and red all over? Mimes in a chainsaw fight."

"What's the worst thing about alcoholics? They wine too much."

"I hate it when people pretend they know everything about culture when they talk about Mozart They probably have never seen any of his paintings."

"I can build things out of wood. Canoe?"

"why do they call them light bulbs? they don't weigh very much"

"What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back? A Chiroptopracter."

"My doctor told me that I should avoid salty things I'm gonna miss playing MOBAs"