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Joke of the Day
"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? ""Make me one with everything."""
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"What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law? A small medium at large."
"I hate it when employees ask to go home sick Diarrhea is a really shitty excuse. And vomiting is always a toss up."
"I always wear a wedding ring when I go grocery shopping, so everyone thinks my cart full of groceries are for a family of 4 instead of just me"
"I think the scariest Halloween decorations I've seen this year have to be All the little blue signs that say Trump-Pence on them"
"The Cincinnati zoo has honey bees, sweat bees, carpenter bees, bumble bees.... But no Harambe"
"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash? Whites occasionally get into a colored wash."
"I'm lost at Costco but everyone here looks like my dad. Just gonna pick the one with the best groceries and start a new life I guess."
"Why are there no black people in clue? Because then it wouldn't be a mystery."
"What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !"