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Joke of the Day

"saying ""we won"" after watching a sports game is like saying ""we played really well"" after watching a concert"

"Why Does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients."

"How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown? Artificial intelligence!"

"I was with a blind prostitute today and she said I was the biggest she had ever had. She was just pulling my leg."

"Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo? Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to."

"Why did Sara fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara."

"these days it seems like all the talented promisimg sandwich artists work for Subway, churning out the same lifeless corporate sandwibch art"

"My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD Bin at Walmart...."

"Pizza burnt the inside of my mouth and I don't understand why the things I love most keep hurting me"

"A blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair...."