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Joke of the Day

"Why did Sara fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara."

"What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste."

"Going on Reddit is a lot like having sex You have fun for about 30 minutes then it all ends and you look back at the mess you just made."

"""This is the fourth lot of bacon to go missing this week. It can only mean one thing."" ""What's that Sarge?"" ""Someone's building a pig."""

"Fox News: Witnesses are telling us Michael Brown may have charged Officer Darren Wilson atop a dragon, wielding a poison-tipped broadsword"

"Obstetrician who has taken up magic as a hobby: and what have we here? *pulls out baby after baby after baby after baby after baby..."

"Did you hear about the pirate captain selling cheap corn? It was a buccaneer."

"Bernie Sanders isn't a Messiah. He's just a Jewish guy sacrificing himself to save millions from their own sin and ignorance while being insulted the entire time. Clearly no basis for a religion."

"I breathed a sigh of relief when I typed the letter ""y""... ...when I had to type ""analytics"" into the search bar during a presentation at work."

"My standards for women are way too high You could almost say they're... Double standards"