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"A blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair...."
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"My ex-girlfriend weighed 85 pounds But that's about average considering she's 9"
"Why did Obama and liberals decide to tax aspirin? Because it's white and it works"
"What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !"
"how many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? juan."
"What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with? ""None of your beeswax!"""
"Sorry I started singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the accountability meeting, but you said ""easy come, easy go"" so I just ran with it.."
"""Do you have this in beige?"" - old people"
"What's green and has four wheels? A turtle. I was lying about the wheels"
"How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they would rather keep you in the dark!"