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Joke of the Day
"My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD Bin at Walmart...."
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"Humans are 58% water. Jellyfish are 95% water. Therefore, humans are 61% jellyfish."
"Going to a baby shower and I'm real nervous, do they just kind of pour down on you? If you catch one do you have to keep it?"
"What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common? They're both experts at placing temporary crowns."
"I hate pedophiles. Those guys are fucking immature assholes."
"If you get cold, just stand in a corner for a little bit. They're usually 90 degrees."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, because they're both suck up bitches."
"Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!"
"Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10? Because windows 7 8 9"
"A priest, a blonde, and a rabbi walked into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""