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Joke of the Day
"Let's be honest. They're windshield wipers for about a week, then they're just smudgers."
Next Joke
"A tiger goes to the gym... ... wearing women's underwear underneath his workout clothes. When he does squats does that make him a crouching tiger with hidden drag on?"
"A cannibal and his son saw a pretty girl in the forest The son said: ""Dad, can we eat her?"" The dad said: ""No, son. We take her home and eat your mother"""
"What do jews and people of GTA have in common? You get chased if you have a star"
"thousamds of yrs ago i used up mankind's only wish & got peas placed on this earth. all the wars coud hav been prevented if i hadnt mumbled"
"Remember how you used to love getting all new school supplies and now you just steal them from the office?"
"What came first the egg or the Chicken? the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a sentient being with its own thoughts and desires"
"What do Trees do in Autumn? Take a Leaf of absence."
"People are like snowflakes. If you piss on them they go away."