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Joke of the Day
"Why Does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients."
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"I'll see your 7 year old joke and I'll raise you my own. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam."
"The US Census Bureau is known for kicking ass And taking names."
"Did you hear about the French chef who committed suicide? He lost the huile d'olive"
"Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell? She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is."
"Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly."
"Someone ripped the pages out of both ends of my dictionary today. It just goes from bad to worse!"
"What do you call it when you get an erection at a funeral? Mourning wood"
"English version of Breaking bad in progress It will last one season with only one episode where Walt will be diagnosed with Cancer but will get treated by NHS and wil end up living on benefits."
"Adolf Hitler banned 5k races but sponsored an annual marathon... ...Because Marathons are the master race."