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Joke of the Day
"What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work? Suture self!"
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"How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? You will find out when the light comes on."
"What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt. ....... Ba dum chhhh!"
"What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"
"Blind man is washing a grater... ..""*this is the biggest bullsh.t I ve ever read*"""
"It only takes 3 inches to please a woman. And it doesn't matter if it's mastercard, visa or American express."
"""What's your view on lesbians?"" 1080p"
"I don't like telling people I used to be a stalker. It sounds better saying ""I spent a lot of time studying a broad."""
"People that say ""we're not even white, we're pink"" obviously haven't seen the parts of me that have never been in sunlight."
"Happy anniversary to the love of my life.. and her husband Jonathan."