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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes? A friar? A chip monk?"
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"Band:Make some noise! Crowd:WOOO! Me:THATS SO VAGUE! WHAT KIND OF NOISE?! B:I cant hear u! C:WOOO! M:B/C UR PLAN WAS FLAWED FROM THE START!"
"What do tour call a man that is happy after performing oral sex on a woman Gladiator"
"Two deer were leaving a gay bar One said to the other, ""man, I can't believe a blew thirty bucks in their"""
"I got a new high score today. Sadly, it was on my bathroom scale!"
"Bi-Polar Bears usually attack without warning, then sob for hours while eating leftover walrus."
"We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week it took four Howard County Policemen and a dog."
"What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same."
"There are 2 LOSERS who hang out at the same sidewalk corner everyday... The taller LOSER says to the other ""Hey man, have you seen my keys?"". The other LOSER replies, ""No, have you seen my wallet?""."
"Did you hear the one about the man with a big procrastination problem? Eh, I'll tell you later."